December 2009
62 posts
fmylife:
Today, I was making out with this guy I had been seeing, and things start to get pretty steamy. As he paused for a second, I thought he was going to get up and find a condom, but instead he turns to me and says, “I think I’m going to go to the library.” I wasn’t invited. FML
fmylife:
Today, while doing my waitress job, I finished serving a British family, and instead of a tip, they left a note that said “Use your own accent, American trash!” I was born in and lived in Britain for 12 years. FML
fmylife:
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn’t as great as I thought. FML
Classic!
fmylife:
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered “Well, she is masturbating right now, but I’ll tell her to call you later!”. FML
Jajajajajaja tremenda mamá!
fmylife:
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied “compared to what?” He was serious. FML
Dia a dia de la vida marital!
Hoy me senti como Monica Geller (Friends), me aterra y me encanta tener la misma terquedad y la negacion a perder una que tenia ella. Creo que soy la fusion entre Ross y Monica de hecho xD
