May 2010
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April 2010
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NO SABÍA QUE HABÍAN TANTAS BETTYS.
1. La colombiana (LA ORIGINAL PUES).
2. India.
3. Alemania.
4. México (ésta la vi también kdhfskdjhf, y me reía BURDA).
5. Israel.
6. España.
7. Rusia (La Betty MAS FEA marico, sin duda alguna o.o)
8. Croacia.
9. Estados Unidos.
10. Grecia.
11. Turquía.
12. Holanda.
LOL, mirá tú!
Mi novio está usando Twitter....
Tendré que terminar con él.
Dale and Angie ( Pineapple express)
Hello?
Dale?
It is Dale.
Angie, I'm calling because I love you
more than anything in the World...
...and I wanna let you know
I'll do anything to make it work.
I'll do anything.
I've had a near-death experience,
and when that happens...
...you can prioritize your life,
and you are it, okay?
So please
just take me back, please.
- I love you.
- I love you.
- Yeah?
- I just don't wanna lose you, Dale.
We were driving away from the house
and I just kept thinking...
I don't know. I just...
I wanna marry you.
I made a mistake.
- What do you mean?
- I've...
- What?
- I'm just processing that last bit.
- You wanna... Oh, fuck.
- What?
I don't know.
I realize now
that if you would take me back...
...then you are very naive
and immature.
You don't see what a fuck-up I am.
I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone.
- You're the one that's immature.
- I'm not immature. You're immature.
I am somewhat immature,
but you're more immature. I'm older.
Just because you're older.
I lost my virginity
when I was 14 years old.
- Really?
- How many girls have you slept with?
- Like, two and a half.
- Two and a half?
What is a half? Your hand?
No, it was the tip or I dipped a ball in.
I can't remember why.
I remember thinking,
"This doesn't count as a full point."
If I said three, I'd feel like a liar.
I was drunk.
Screw you.
Get me out of this room.
I will, and that's the last
you'll ever hear from me, okay?
Oh, thank goodness. Okay.
Una de las mejores parte de la pelicula! como reí!
“I am communicating…the message is important…
We are all...”
– Christoph Waltz - Der Humpink
Se acabó la Rochela →
orianabanana:
gianko:(via gavysanchez)
Después de más de 50 años.
Que cagada ché!
